Dieting, as fun goes, ranks right up there with finding out your annual performance review will be given by the VP you called an “ignorant slut” at last year’s Christmas party, discovering your new girlfriend’s a bed wetter, sporting an enraged fever blister on a first date, or oversleeping on the first day of a new job.

Until now.

Enter The Sexy Beast Diet: The Man’s Guide to Healthy, Satisfying Eating.

The Sexy Beast Diet is where you’ll find not only can you diet, but you like it.

Like it?

For real.

Would I lie to you just to sell a book?

Here’s what you’re going to get:

Background information on healthy eating that you need to know but, more importantly, information you can use to impress women.

A simple, masculine eating plan that will keep you the Sexy Beast you are—without leaving you hungry.

75 delicious things you can eat all you want of. (Don’t worry, prepositions at the end of sentences are no longer outlawed.)

75 delicious things you can eat most of the time.

75 delicious things you can only eat only on the fifth Tuesdays of odd-numbered months.

A host of simple recipes—and I do mean simple.

On Whose Authority?

If I were you, the first thing I’d want to know is why you—that’s me, in this instance—are qualified to write this book. What makes me, uh, you, a diet expert?

Good question.

I’m not really. Oh sure, I’ve edited and published a number of books (*see partial list below) on health and dieting, including a New York Times best-seller, but who hasn’t?

The real qualifications I have to write this book are two:

• I am a Sexy Beast. Just like you.

• I’m going to include simple, well-researched, usable information. And I’m going to do it in fewer words than the number of angels that can sit on the head of a pin. All fur and no fluff.

 

Books I’ve edited and published:

• Dr. Gott’s No Flour, No Sugar Diet by Peter H. Gott, M.D.

• The California Wine Country Diet: The Indulgent Approach to Managing Your Weight by Haven Logan, Ph.D.

• Refuse to Regain!: 12 Tough Rules to Maintain the Body You’ve Earned! By Barbara Berkley, M.D.

• Dr. Gott’s No Flour, No Sugar Cookbook, by Peter H. Gott, M.D.

• Live Longer, Live Better: Taking Care of Your Health After 50  by Peter H. Gott, M.D

• Please Don’t Eat the Animals, by Jennifer Horsman & Jaime Flowers

• Easy & Healthy Japanese Food for the American Kitchen by Keiko Aoki

 • Could it Be B¹²?: An Epidemic of Misdiagnoses by Sally M. Pacholok, R.N. and Jeffrey J. Stuart, D.O.

 •  Dr. Ruth’s Sex After 50: Revving Up the Romance, Passion & Excitement by Dr. Ruth Westheimer (Hey, this is a book on health. Every Sexy Beast knows good sex is healthy!)

           And a host of others.

Click here for Stephen BlakeMettee’s bio.